Late breaking news: Tiger Woods will miss the cut at this weekend’s tournament after posting the worst round of golf in his PGA career. We know this because ESPN’s crawl helpfully pointed this out, while ignoring just about everyone else in the tournament. It’s almost like the author of this post (second in the history of the DFR) knew what he was talking about. So in sum: golf still only matters if Tiger Woods matters, and Tiger Woods no longer matters. You can solve that equation yourself, good readers.